September 30, 2014 / 1:43AM 433,465 notes

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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September 30, 2014 / 1:36AM 80,449 notes

rl-y:

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

this is it

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September 29, 2014 / 11:44PM 4,447 notes
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September 29, 2014 / 11:44PM 61,661 notes

hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

(via sinisteraven)

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September 29, 2014 / 11:43PM 202,210 notes

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying


ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets, via eatingwetsocks)

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September 29, 2014 / 11:42PM 569,169 notes

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(Source: awesome-, via neuroticvagina)

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September 29, 2014 / 11:41PM 62,165 notes

b0red-4s-fuck:

It’s never too early

(Source: disneyskellington, via pleasepleasemepaul)

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September 29, 2014 / 11:41PM 156,799 notes

kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

(via pleasepleasemepaul)

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September 29, 2014 / 11:38PM 558 notes

aplacetolovedogs:

Ummmm, no I wasn’t….

aplacetolovedogs:

Ummmm, no I wasn’t….

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September 29, 2014 / 11:38PM 524,467 notes
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September 29, 2014 / 12:00AM 78,150 notes

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

(via joshpeck)

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September 29, 2014 / 12:00AM 421,432 notes

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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September 28, 2014 / 11:59PM 583,516 notes

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(Source: wombatville, via actualcenobite)

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September 28, 2014 / 11:59PM 478,942 notes

titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

(Source: leoufitz, via imp3rfectious)

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I’m just gonna bullshit it.

— my life motto for the past 20 years  (via princefili)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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